Uganda Be Kidding Me: Ugandan Defence Force Declare War on People’s Imperial Confederation

KLONDIKE, Zing’s Office – The Ugandan Revolutionary Defence Force of Club Penguin Rewritten have been making waves in the community recently, while establishing a leadership team and already having one coup with Koloway being removed. Now, they look for an enemy, and it seems they may have found one.

The Ugandan Revolutionary Defence Force was created as an ode to Uganda. With civil unrest, Coronavirus and poverty affecting the country, Uganda needed a hero. This hero was found in the form of Golden Guardians Second in Command, Manu. Manu formed the army with the intentions of getting a high rank on the Top Ten, and being ready for battle in the Legends Cup tournament.

Earlier today, Manu took to the Ugandan Revolutionary Defence Force official discord to announce the declaration of war. Here is what was said.

Since we don’t have a website I’d like to take this moment to issue a declaration… A declaration of war! For no other reason besides the fact we are Revolutionaries and we are hungry for violence, The Ugandan Revolutionary Defense Force of Club Penguin Rewritten hereby declares war on the People’s Imperial Confederation. As Idi Amin would say, “You cannot run faster than a bullet.”

It would appear that the reason for war is a comment from Troll Army Legend, Tymatt on their discord server. He said “lmao declare war on PIC and have their leaders and 2ics ranked in your army.” This was met with a good response from the Ugandan Warlords who then went on to declare the war.

I then decided to go to the People’s Imperial Confederation, an army I am told is led by an all female leadership. I begun enquiring about the war declaration, and it became apparently clear to me that they did not know what I was talking about. This could be due to a number of factors, such as women having the genetic disability of only hearing what they want to hear.

As you can see from the above, the general consensus on the chat was that they simply did not know who had declared war upon them. This could be due to the fact that the Ugandan Revolutionary Defence Force do not yet have a website, instead they have their discord server in which they post the events.

With the People’s Imperial Confederation and the Ugandan Revolutionary Defence Force both fighting for a rank on the Universal Top Ten, the battles between the two armies is sure to be fun.

What do YOU think? Who will win the war between PIC and URDF? Do you even care?

Zing King To

CP Army Media Executive Producer

One Response

  1. If PiC really didn’t know who the URDF were then they definitely had it coming. All armies better be careful from now on

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