Is Cargo Really Alberto?

Slushy, CPAL HQ – In recent weeks the community has been rocked by the arrival of Alberto, with many taking a strong liking to the individual who hides behind a word document profile picture. I decided it was time to investigate and search for the answers the community is looking for, who is Alberto? what is Alberto? Why is Alberto? and most importantly, was Tes7 the greatest leader the Water Vikings ever had? Lets find out.  Caution: Satire post, do not take anything in this post seriously.
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Legends Cup X Details: The Grand Finals

KLONDIKE, Legends Cup Boardroom — The Legends Cup X tournament enters its last stage after controversial semi-final battles. Read more to know about the scheduled timings for the grand finale.

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Army 101: Discord Raids and How To Prevent Them

KLONDIKE, CP Army Media Headquarters – Discord is an essential part of running an army, with beneficial features and availability to everyone with internet access. It can be seen as necessary for an army to have a well-run server, but the recent abundance of raids has threatened the harmonious running of many armies chatting groups. What are discord raids, and how can you prevent them?

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Legends Cup Semi Finals: Where Did They Go Wrong?

KLONDIKE & SLUSHY, Battle Rooms- After almost a month of battles, these armies were close to victory, but were they in over their heads?

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O’Regan619 and the Furry Mystery

Slushy, CPAL- The recent days in this army community have seen a wave of allegations and satire posts by a man named O’Regan619, also known as Regan. Today I am here to settle once and for all the mystery of FURRID-19 and why such allegations were made by this sick twisted man, who I, unfortunately, lead the Ice Warriors with. Please be aware that this post contains heavy use of SATIRE.

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[Editorial] Meme Armies and their Integrity

Please note: The following post is an editorial and contains the writer’s personal opinion. It does not represent the views of CPAL as a whole.

 

SLUSHY, Cookie Monster’s office – Many new armies have popped up recently, some being real armies, that want to work hard and progress in terms of land, while others are “meme” armies, which are not entirely focused on land. These armies seem more interested in spreading a movement or a joke or are just created as a fun thing to do. I, as a creator and leader of a “meme” army that never became official, found that recruiting for them was more laborious and that they could spread a joke. Still, the base principle of the army was not to take the land, which made running the army itself more difficult. If meme armies don’t want land, what do they want? Well, I looked into it and found some surprising answers. Continue reading for more!

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What Happened To The Peoples Imperial Confederation?

TOBOGGAN, People’s Imperial Confederation Capital – For small/medium armies, troop numbers can be the make or break for that organisation. An army which started out strong with good troop numbers, regular events and even practice battles with other armies got caught up in multi-logging scandals, unusually low troop numbers and multiple wars at once. But how did this happened?

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Fedd Joins the Water Vikings Leadership

Frostbite, Water Viking Nation – A new commander was crowned on June 20th, 2020 at the Water Vikings, and it is none other than the old-time army member Fedd. Find out more about Fedd’s history with armies and an exclusive interview with the new leader himself!

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Universal S/M Top Ten Armies [14/06 – 20/06]

KLONDIKE, CP Army Media HQ — With the Universal Top Twenty being released today, we bring to you the Small/Medium Top Ten armies.

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Universal Top Twenty Armies [14/06 – 20/06]

KLONDIKE, CP Army Media HQ — With an action-packed week full of battles, wars, and the Legends Cup, here are the Top Twenty Armies of this week.

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