The Chip Snaps: Meerkat Retires from Army Positions; Announces Doritos’ Closure

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Doritos Capital Only a month after returning to the army community as Romans and Doritos Leader, Meerrkat has returned to the wilderness once more, announcing his retirement from three major roles in various armies in the league. At the end of his interview, he announced an unexpected Doritos’ closure. What is next for the Meerrkat and the Doritos? 

First joining the army community a decade ago, Meerrkat, or Meer for short, spent a vast amount of his army career at Doritos. He was a key figure in helping Doritos re-open in a few years ago and a long-term member of the army, he ascended the DCP ranks over the years and crucially became the Main Leader of Doritos in 2019. During his time at the top of the tree, he’s been a vital pillar for the army, experiencing many leadership changes and rising high in the Top 10 army rankings on many occasions. He became a Doritos Legend a few months ago, clearly demonstrating his importance to the army in recent times.

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Doritos’ invasion of Pirate’s Summit under Meer’s leadership on February 15th, 2020.

However, in July 2020, things started to change for Meer. He admitted to being “inactive” as a Doritos leader and that the other leaders were “focusing on building up the army.” At the time he felt he needed time away from his electronic devices and believed the army would continue to prosper in his wake. At this point in time, the Doritos rose up, placing third in the weekly Top Ten standings.

Without Meer at the helm, the Doritos began to slip placements. They soon went from third to fourth, and then to seventh at the start of August. Two weeks after that, they fell off the major Top Ten completely, tumbling to the small-medium rankings. This sent shockwaves through the community which saw both Meer and 32op return to steer the Doritos army back to where they belonged. By the end of August, they were back in second place in the Major positions. This was just another clear confirmation of Meerrkat’s vital influence on the army in times of need.

Top Ten for 9/6-9/12, 2020.

Returning to Doritos’ leadership was not the only thing Meer did in mid-August. He was inducted as a leader of the Romans in a bid for them to rise to power once more. Meer also became a Second in Command for the Water Vikings, in which he held a position there for a few weeks in order to assist in their war against Special Weapons and Tactics. Although, in order to focus more on his real-life responsibilities, he left all of his army positions, including his role as CP Army Hub’s Judge

The CP Army Hub team was able to catch up with Meerrkat about his latest retirement and his plans for the future.

What were the main reasons for your retirement from all of your army responsibilities at this time?

The main reason as to why I’m retiring is because I’m too busy IRL. I work a full-time job to support my family and with that, it’s led to my inactivity these past couple of months. I always think I’m able to balance out armies with a full-time job but I find it impossible due to me losing energy and motivation.

Was this a sudden decision or something that you’ve had in your mind for a while now?

It’s a decision I’ve been thinking about for the past month.

Are you confident that the armies you were part of will continue to thrive despite your absence?

I have high hopes in Romans because they now have active leaders that are able to support the army. Water Vikings will continue to dominate in their war. With the Doritos, I’ll be announcing their future at the end of this interview.

Can we expect to see you back again in the army community sometime?

No. I will never return. I truly don’t care for armies anymore. My DMS and friend requests will remain closed as I will only be using discord to talk to the good friends I’ve made these past 9 months.

Is there anything else you’d like to add?

Following my retirement. I have decided to close DCP down for good. I reached out to the rest of the current leaders and they were all in agreement. We all have very busy lives right now including our staff and these past 9 months have been nothing but incredible. We’ve participated in many fun battles and have won and lost multiple wars. Coming back to the community, none of us knew what we were coming back to. We were able to become the #1 army on CPO within one week and kept our #1 streak going for multiple months until TWA attempted to overthrow us and failed miserably. Going through multiple defacements, many challenges along the way. We kept on fighting together and remained strong. Our legacy will always be remembered. Fear the damn shield.

As Meerrkat wraps up his roles in the Doritos, so does the army, as they announce their shut down in this very interview. More information on the Doritos’ closure will be announced as the week comes along, although they have already planned their final event to take place on Sunday, September 27th. Overall, Meer will be deeply missed from all of the community as he slowly steps away in the weeks to come. We here at the CP Army Hub wish all the best for Meerrkat and his future endeavors.

What do YOU think? Will Meerrkat be back shortly to the community? Or is this the last we will hear from this Doritos’ Legend? Let us know YOUR thoughts in the comment section below!


CP Army Hub Reporter Trainee


CP Army Hub Editor-In-Chief

One Response

  1. wow. first the elites, now the doritos… whats next :/


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