If Armies Were Sit-com Characters

Alaska, CP Army Hub Headquarters – The pandemic has made many of us have to stay at home and have extra time on our hands. A way to occupy that time can be spent binge-watching our favorite sitcoms. This week, CP Army Hub staff has decided to answer the question: What if armies were sitcom characters?

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Adobe Flash And How It Changed My Life

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Superhero123’s Desk – Today it’s the first day of 2021. We can finally say goodbye to 2020, a year plagued by the worst pandemic since 1918. A pandemic that ruined social interaction and inter-human relationships, and also brought a lot of fellow women and men into the brink of financial collapse. It’s therefore perhaps narcissistic, that at this point and time I am writing a post about myself. However, today it’s not only the first day of 2021. It’s also the first day that Adobe Flash isn’t being supported by all major browsers. And I just have to write a post about the technology that shaped my life like few others. If I’m being more specific, I consider Adobe Flash to be within the top 5 factors that shaped who I am today. This definitely sounds ridiculous, but in case you think Adobe Flash hasn’t majorly affected your life, if you are over 10 years old and especially if you are a club penguin army addict you need to reconsider. And I will explain why by pinpointing exactly how in my case, Adobe Flash changed my life.

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Editorial: The Phenomenon of Big Word Tactics; Tactical or Trashy?

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Scorpion’s Office – Big word tactics have enormously impacted the way armies battle for the past several months. Following a huge spike in their use since April, these type of tactics have only increased in popularity among the masses. And yet, every battle at least one of them gets recycled, drawing derision from both judges and opposing army leaders. Are these tactics really as effective as we believe them to be?

Disclaimer: The title mentions that this post is an editorial. This means that the following post is completely based on the writers opinion and does not represent the views of CP Army Hub. 

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[EDITORIAL] The Real Life Impacts of the Club Penguin Army Community

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Coolguy’s Desk – Since the beginning of Club Penguin Armies, many members have struggled in this community. Club Penguin Army news only covers an army’s strifes, yet as individuals, we suffer too. Throughout the years, we have seen many people enter and leave the community for many reasons. What are the real-life impacts of the army community on the individuals within it?

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Editorial: Is It Time To Get Over Overtime?

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – A common term heard around competitive games is overtime, which is brought up when there is a draw or tie, in question. With the term being circled around the community, this brings up an important discussion of whether or not overtime is really needed.

Disclaimer: The following post is an editorial and contains the writer’s personal opinion. It does not represent the views of the CP Army Hub as a whole.

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Editorial: The Single Flaw of the Black Ice Alliance and the Dorito Exposé’s Potential Motive?

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Max’s Desk – The Black Ice Alliance has been the single most dominant force in this community since its creation. But it has one flaw that I believe the Doritos recent exposé publications intended to exploit.

Disclaimer: The following article contains the views and opinions of the author, not the CP Army Hub as a whole. This is merely a commentary of recent events that looks at the social balance within our community. It does not address allegations or indicate armies are responsible or liable for the actions of others. 

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Editorial: Why Can’t We Just Have Wars For Fun?

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Sophie’s Desk – War. It’s a core and inescapable element of Club Penguin armies. Undeniably, our community thrives off of the fighting and battling that occurs from day to day. It’s why we have a league, judges, land, alliances, and why armies spend hours recruiting troops and training them. However, the nature of our battles has changed, and as we stand here today in 2020, many of us feel compelled to think: Why can’t we have wars for fun? Continue reading

Editorial: We’ve Taken Trash-Talking Tactics Too Far

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – The dismissing or degrading of certain armies is not new to this community. Nor is it new to the world, as ‘trash-talking’ is prevalent in day-to-day life. But where is the fine line between competitive and offensive?

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Editorial: E-Dating In The Army Community: Creepy or Cute?

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Max’s Desk – E-Dating in the army community: something that very much exists and that we all LOVE to joke about. But is it downright creepy in this online space? Or is it real love that should be celebrated? 

The following article contains the views and opinions of the author, not the CP Army Hub as a whole. Please be warned that sensitive topics are discussed, and some swearing is present. 

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Expiration Date; The Diminishing of the Doritos

SUMMIT, Former Doritos Capital – Since their reopening in November by Doritos’ legends Mustapha10 and Alfrondo1465, the army rapidly increased and saw success in both the Club Penguin Online: Army League, and their weekly Top Ten. Unfortunately, their sizes have seen a decline since then and recently dropped to the small-medium top ten. Where did the Doritos go wrong that led to their drastic fall?

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