Army Leader New Year’s Resolutions

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – As the dreadful 2020 is pushed into the past, we look forward to 2021, hopeful of something better. This new year has already brought several changes to the Club Penguin army community. As flash is no longer supported, the most popular army CPPS, CPArmies, has been forced to close its’ doors. For a lot of armies though, this is just a bump in the road as they set out to reach new goals in 2021. What are some of the new year’s resolutions army leaders have?

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CPAH Special Report: The Crooked Chip

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Investigation’s Office – The tale of a single stale Dorito is one filled with cheating, lying and betrayal. It’s crunch time for main leader 32op. 

New Bag: Doritos Hold Revival Event; Intrinsic Promoted To Leader

SUMMIT, Former Doritos Capital –  Nearly two months after their closure, and following a merge with the Royals, the Doritos have returned to the community. But what happened at their revival event?

BREAKING NEWS: Behind The Scenes Of The Doritos Return

SUMMIT, Former Doritos Capital – In an Army Hub exclusive, we take you behind-the-scenes of the Doritos surprise reopening.

Army Legend 32op Temporarily Enlists In Army of CP

MAMMOTH, Army of Club Penguin Capital – After the recent closure of the Doritos, there were some troops left looking for something to do within the community. With the Fright or Fight tournament around the corner, which former Dorito has joined the Army of Club Penguin?

One Last Time: Doritos Shutdown; Hold Closure Event

SUMMIT, Historic Doritos Capital – The Doritos are one of the oldest armies still around to this date, boasting many successes since their recent revival. Unfortunately, this did not prevent their shutdown, as they had their last event and ceased operation as of September 27th. What was the reason behind this surprising decision?

The Chip Snaps: Meerkat Retires from Army Positions; Announces Doritos’ Closure

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Doritos Capital – Only a month after returning to the army community as Romans and Doritos Leader, Meerrkat has returned to the wilderness once more, announcing his retirement from three major roles in various armies in the league. At the end of his interview, he announced an unexpected Doritos’ closure. What is next for the Meerrkat and the Doritos? 

Doritos Release Public Condemnation of ‘The Warrior Alliance’

SUMMIT, DORITOS HISTORIC CAPITAL – Following the release of this week’s top ten, the Doritos surprisingly published a post condemning the actions committed by both Ice Warriors and Dark Warriors, who make up an alliance known as The Warrior Alliance.

Editorial: E-Dating In The Army Community: Creepy or Cute?

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Max’s Desk – E-Dating in the army community: something that very much exists and that we all LOVE to joke about. But is it downright creepy in this online space? Or is it real love that should be celebrated? 

The following article contains the views and opinions of the author, not the CP Army Hub as a whole. Please be warned that sensitive topics are discussed, and some swearing is present. 

“I’m just not feeling it anymore” Says Doritos Leader Jester Upon Retirement

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Doritos Empire – On August 31st, Doritos legend and ex-leader Jester released a website post announcing his imminent retirement. In said post he states,”Idk man.. just not feeling it anymore.” What led him to make this statement? Why did he choose to retire so abruptly?