Behind the Lens: How The Pirates Walked Their Own Plank

ALASKA, CP Army Hub’s Headquarters, Boiler Room – Since last week’s edition on the recurring plans to eradicate small-medium armies, today’s edition is a shorter, yet more recent archive. The Pirates are an army dating back as far as 2007.  Previously, the Pirates effortlessly maxed 100+ with all hands on deck, but as the private server shut down, the former Jolly Roger became shark bait. How did the Pirates fall after Club Penguin Online’s shutdown?

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Army of Club Penguin Creator Oagalthorp Makes Shocking Return

MAMMOTH, Army of Club Penguin Empire – On July 29th, a Discord user that goes by the name “michael/oagal” joined the Army of Club Penguin’s discord. He was later verified by CP Army Legend Shaboomboom to be the real creator of the Army of Club Penguin, Oagalthorp.

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The Climber, Chapter Four: It Is Just Club Penguin… Isn’t It?

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Original Stories Office – The fourth chapter of the Original Story, The Climber, is here.

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Behind the Lens: The Conspiracy of Cassius Brutus

ALASKA, CP Army Hub’s Headquarters, Boiler Room – After touching on recent history about Epic101’s rise and downfall in the CPPS era of Club Penguin armies, why not return to the topic of armies. The Army of Club Penguin may be known for being the first, but their status as an army magnate from the beginning to the end will be one that attests to its legendary status. Despite being an army known for its pacifist approach, Cassius Brutus was a significant leader who led the Army of CP from their slum period to world power. What was the legacy he left behind in the army that couped him?

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CPA Legend Koloway Announces Retirement From Army of CP and Army Hub

MAMMOTH, Army of CP Empire – During a weekend heavy with retirements, the community says goodbye to yet another leader: Koloway. The Army of CP General announced his retirement in the Army of Club Penguin server earlier today.

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The Orange Offensive: Day One Recap

SUMMIT, Doritos Empire – The first day of invasions in this war has concluded with three losses to the Doritos’ name. Their alliance has also fully disbanded and they are now on their own facing three superpowers.

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Know Your Meme – Army of Club Penguin

 

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Associate Producer Rocket is here to give all the latest insight on meme culture across the army community as well as explaining a few classics! Continue reading

Who Owns What On The Server Map?

ALASKA, CP Army Headquarters – Over the past week we’ve witnessed the armies attempt to capture as much free land as possible. This is due to the recent opening of CP Army Hub’s server map as many of you know. CP Army Hub’s map is a map of the servers that the armies in our community may invade and claim as their own. Today, we will take a look at who owns what on this new server map!

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[SATIRE] If Armies Were Football Clubs

ALASKA, Regan’s Mind, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Football: the world’s most-watched sport. With the recent return of the Premier League, and of course the more anticipated English Football League Championship. This made me wonder who would the armies be compared to within the footballing world.

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News Digest [June 27th – July 3rd]

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, News Digest Desk – Welcome to the first edition of CP Army Hub’s Weekly News Digest, where we round up the main talking points of the last seven days! This week we’ve divided the news into the following sections: retirements/rank updates, wars and battles, army openings/closings, and finally the significant news that doesn’t fall under the other categories. Let’s dive right into it, shall we?

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