Christmas Chaos X: A Ten Year Legacy

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – CP Army Hub takes a moment to glance back at the history of the Christmas Chaos tournament, while also announcing details of this year’s edition of the tournament, Christmas Chaos X.

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Fired Water Viking Leader Chainpro Hired As Templars Grand Prior

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Templars Empire – Following his sudden removal from the Water Vikings leadership, Chainpro has been hired as Grand Prior in the Templars Army. Why was he removed from the leadership just two days after joining the Vikings? What are Chainpro’s plans as a leader?

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What Would YOU Do: Staff Imposters

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Often, one may find themselves asking what they would do in any given CP Army situation. In this installment of What Would You Do, army leaders were asked how they would respond if they discovered their staff ranks had been infiltrated by an enemy imposter.

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Crystal Cowboys Colonize Under Doritos; Possum03 Joins Leadership

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Crystal Cowboys’ Empire – Only a short period of time after being uncolonized from the Ice Warriors, the Crystal Cowboys found themselves a partner, as they spark a new partnership with the Doritos. Although, with recent tensions between the Cowboys and the Warriors, how will the determine the future success of this partnership?

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Coup Crusaders Rebrand Crystal Cowboys Following Creator Condemnation

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Crystal Cowboy Empire – The Coup Crusaders, unwilling to give up on their army following a shocking creator condemnation, have rebranded as the Crystal Cowboys.

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Beach Brawl: Grand Final Predictions

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters — The highly anticipated Beach Brawl final will see the Pizza Federation and Lime Green Army fight for the trophy… but who will come out on top?

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Storm Couped From Coup Crusaders After Turning Against Colonizer Ice Warriors

WHITE HOUSE, Coup Crusaders Empire – In a recent series of events, the Coup Crusaders’ commander Storm was removed from the leadership after conspiring against the Coup Crusaders’ colonizers, the Ice Warriors.

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Ash Promoted To Coup Crusaders Leader

WHITE HOUSE, Coup Crusaders Empire – Earlier today, the Coup Crusaders saw the promotion of their leader-in-training, Ash to a full-time commander. Continue reading

Administration Statement: Coup Crusaders Disqualified From Beach Brawl Final

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Investigation’s Office – The Coup Crusaders, a small-medium powerhouse, were recently investigated following allegations of dual enlistment in their Beach Brawl semi-finals battle against the Lime Green Army. The results of this investigation have led to their immediate disqualification. 

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Alex and Fusion Leave Coup Crusaders Leadership, LawCorazon Promoted to Leader

WHITE HOUSE, Coup Crusaders Empire – Recently we have seen two very influential leaders in the Coup Crusaders retire from their positions as leaders. Along with these retirements, we also witnessed a promotion to leadership.

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