Doritos Release Public Condemnation of ‘The Warrior Alliance’

SUMMIT, DORITOS HISTORIC CAPITAL – Following the release of this week’s top ten, the Doritos surprisingly published a post condemning the actions committed by both Ice Warriors and Dark Warriors, who make up an alliance known as The Warrior Alliance.

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Frosty Tensions: The Truth Behind The Ice Warriors And Coup Crusaders Separation

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Crystal Cowboys’ Nation – Despite the apparent close relationship shared between the Coup Crusaders and Ice Warriors, the icy superpower shockingly declared independence from the now-named Crystal Cowboys. What were the motives behind their sudden choice of sovereignty?

Behind the Lens: The Failed Edict, Order 67

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Boiler Room – In the last edition of Behind the Lens, we looked back to the Army of Club Penguin’s past, where Cassius Brutus oversaw the army at their lowest time and was responsible for their rise to prominence before later being a victim of a coup de’tat. Today’s archives relate to a persisting issue in the CP Army Hub; that being the supposed “lack of representation from small armies”. Because of the army representative system, every army is given an equal say, but when there wasn’t, these armies were easily bullied by bigger powers. What was “Order 67”, and why were small-medium armies threatened by it?

CP Armies: The Game, One Year of Fighting

On June 15th, CPA:TG will be one year old. This post is a prelude for the CPA:TG One Year Anniversary Party, starting on June 8th. One year has passed since the game first flooded with many small, yet intrigued, armies who wanted to check out a game which claimed to be made just for them. Despite this new CPPS coming out of nowhere by someone most in the army community had never heard of before, the game gained traction. This realization was so shocking for me, that I, Superhero123, had to get on the CPAM website and do one of the things I despise the most: write a post.

Why you may ask? There are two reasons the word “Why?” may be in your head at this point. Lets tackle them one by one.

The Club Penguin Army Bulletin

The 1st Edition

 

Table of Contents

• Introduction
• Random Facts
• Current News
• Upcoming CPAM Events
• Weekly Story
• Talking with Troops
• Song of the Week
• Conclusion

 

Introduction

Klondike, Shad’s Office– Welcome to the First Edition of The Club Penguin Army Bulletin! This is an exciting article that I, Shad, started long ago, formerly known as The Shad Bulletin! In this edition, you will find random facts, current news, and upcoming events in CPAM. After that, I will introduce the world to my weekly stories! Next, we’ll talk to a random troop and finish off with the song of the week! Without further ado, let’s begin with with random facts of the week!

An Outside Eye on the Split of Armies

KLONDIKE, Zing’s Office – The death of Club Penguin on March 29th, 2017 was a troubling time that left me dealing with a lot of emotions. Not really sure on how I felt about the whole thing, and whether I thought we should head over to Private Servers’ or not, I decided to leave – and I didn’t ever come back. Now, as an outsider, I look at the divide that has been established in the Club Penguin Army community.