Tree Cult Gets Uprooted and Announces Shutdown

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Tree Cult Empire – Just over a month after being revived, the Tree Cult announced that they would be shutting their doors on the army’s current generation. What were the reasons behind this sudden decision? Continue reading

Club Penguin Online Rebrands To Club Penguin Offline

KLONDIKE, CP Army Media Headquarters — Amidst Disney’s rampage on the Club Penguin Private Servers, Club Penguin Online’s closure occurred weeks before it was originally planned.

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[EDITORIAL] Light Troops: If it was Lighter, We Wouldn’t Need to See Those Awful Uniforms

ICEBOX, Light Troops Nation – The Light Troops of Club Penguin will forever go down as one of the greatest armies of all times. Striking fear in the hearts of many, and being so influential in how Club Penguin Armies run, Light Troops will always be remembered. One of the things they will also be remembered for, are those awful new uniforms that they wear.

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Administration Changes at CPO: Army League News

KLONDIKE, Zing’s Office – Legend in the community, and creator of CPAOL, Epic101 has announced today in a meeting with the higher ups in the army media that he will be retiring from the media.

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Universal Top Ten: A Step in the Right Direction

KLONDIKE, Zing’s Office – The decision was made to release this post as a statement following concerns about the ‘Universal Top Ten/Twenty’ post that we released on our site. I am going to look at the arguments for the Top Ten and discuss why I believe that this is a step in the right direction for the entire community.

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Donald Trumpguin Army Promises a Friday Debut

KLONDIKE, Zing’s Office – With the historic Universal Top Twenty in full force and creating a lot of competition within the community, we are seeing a lot of new armies staking their claims to a spot on the ranking system with many being created over the last couple of days. One of the most promising armies being created right now, is the very presidential, Donald Trumpguin Army.

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Ice Warriors Leader Suffers Real Life Attack

SUB ZERO, Ice Warriors Capital – In a time of mass panic over Covid 19, the World has seen many kind acts of people coming together and helping each other out in their times of need. In some corners of the world, life has become a lot more dangerous to lead, such as for Ice Warriors leader Agent 11, who was attacked recently on his way to the store.

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The Rebel Penguin Federation Universal Challenge

KLONDIKE, Zing’s Office – Perhaps the biggest army on Club Penguin Rewritten is the Rebel Penguin Federation. Led by Ultipenguin, the RPF has been around for over a decade. While the RPF has always had many challenges to face, it now stands at the top of its division – but just shy of the Universal number one spot.

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