Crystal Cowboys Appoint Four New Leaders

DEEP FREEZE, Crystal Cowboys Empire – Significant changes occurred within the Crystal Cowboys leadership this week with the inaugurations of four new leaders. How will the army fare with these leadership additions?

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Coolguy Removed And Reinstated From Special Weapons and Tactics

SNOWSHOE, Special Weapons and Tactics’ Capital – A sudden turn of events was witnessed this morning as one of the current leaders of SWAT was removed and reinstated within only hours of each other. What events led to Coolguy’s removal and why was he returned so quickly?

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Water Ninjas Resurface With A Splash

 UNKNOWN, Water Ninjas Empire: The Water Ninjas were once a powerhouse in the Small/Medium Army category. However, after the closure of Club Penguin, they shut down, seemingly for good. After being revived by members of the Ice Warriors, they have returned to army status once again. Continue reading

Crystal Cowboys Colonize Under Doritos; Possum03 Joins Leadership

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Crystal Cowboys’ Empire – Only a short period of time after being uncolonized from the Ice Warriors, the Crystal Cowboys found themselves a partner, as they spark a new partnership with the Doritos. Although, with recent tensions between the Cowboys and the Warriors, how will the determine the future success of this partnership?

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Frosty Tensions: The Truth Behind The Ice Warriors And Coup Crusaders Separation

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Crystal Cowboys’ Nation – Despite the apparent close relationship shared between the Coup Crusaders and Ice Warriors, the icy superpower shockingly declared independence from the now-named Crystal Cowboys. What were the motives behind their sudden choice of sovereignty?

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Coup Crusaders Rebrand Crystal Cowboys Following Creator Condemnation

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Crystal Cowboy Empire – The Coup Crusaders, unwilling to give up on their army following a shocking creator condemnation, have rebranded as the Crystal Cowboys.

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Coup Crusader Creators Condemns Current Generation

UPDATE: This post has been updated with a statement from Coup Crusader leader: Coolguy

WHITE HOUSE, Coup Crusader Capital – Yesterday, the original creators of the Coup Crusaders released a statement voicing their opinions on the current attitude promoted by the army.

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Beach Brawl: Grand Final Predictions

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters — The highly anticipated Beach Brawl final will see the Pizza Federation and Lime Green Army fight for the trophy… but who will come out on top?

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News Digest [August 1st – August 8th]

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, News Digest Desk – Welcome to the latest edition of CP Army Hub’s Weekly News Digest, where we round up the main talking points of the last seven days! This week we’ve divided the news into the following sections: retirements/rank updates, wars and battles, army openings/closings, and finally the significant news that doesn’t fall under the other categories. Let’s dive right into it, shall we?

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Storm Couped From Coup Crusaders After Turning Against Colonizer Ice Warriors

WHITE HOUSE, Coup Crusaders Empire – In a recent series of events, the Coup Crusaders’ commander Storm was removed from the leadership after conspiring against the Coup Crusaders’ colonizers, the Ice Warriors.

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