A War Of Words: Ice Warriors, Dark Warriors and Doritos Release Further Exposé’s

Update 2: The Doritos third post, “Round 3: Losing Brain Cells“, has been published.

Update: The War of Words continues as the Ice Warriors release their second exposé: “Round 2: DCP Got The Whole Squad Laughing“.

SUB ZERO, Ice Warriors Empire – Less than 24 hours after the Doritos released a shocking condemnation of ‘The Warriors Alliance’, the Ice Warriors and Dark Warriors leaderships have issued a counter ‘expose’ of their own, with the Doritos hot on their heels in their response.

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Who Could Overtake The Rebel Penguin Federation?

TUXEDO, Rebel Penguin Federation Empire – The Rebel Penguin Federation–the reigning champion of the CP Army community. If there were a god among armies, perhaps it would be the Rebels. For an unbroken 3.5 months, they’ve sat proudly on their throne of number one on the Top Ten, unchallenged and unyielding. But no kingdom’s reign lasts forever. Which army will ultimately be the one who takes the crown from the Rebel Penguin Federation?  Continue reading

“I’m just not feeling it anymore” Says Doritos Leader Jester Upon Retirement

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Doritos Empire – On August 31st, Doritos legend and ex-leader Jester released a website post announcing his imminent retirement. In said post he states,”Idk man.. just not feeling it anymore.” What led him to make this statement? Why did he choose to retire so abruptly? Continue reading

Romans Leader & Doritos Higher Command Leila Leaves Army Community

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Roman Empire – After a journey through several armies, Leila, a Roman’s leader and Doritos Leader-in-Training, has stepped away from the army community. Continue reading

Top Ten Armies [8/16/20 – 8/22/20]

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – The third week of August sees a reshuffling among the top five, and some old faces resurface.

Click here for the S/M Top Ten.

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Help Force Crunches Doritos in Practice Battle

WHITE HOUSE, Battle Ground – Help Force and the Doritos of Club Penguin faced off in an exciting skirmish today, August 22. Although both sides fought valiantly, only one could win. Who came out victorious?

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Crystal Cowboys Colonize Under Doritos; Possum03 Joins Leadership

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Crystal Cowboys’ Empire – Only a short period of time after being uncolonized from the Ice Warriors, the Crystal Cowboys found themselves a partner, as they spark a new partnership with the Doritos. Although, with recent tensions between the Cowboys and the Warriors, how will the determine the future success of this partnership?

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Dino Quits Doritos Leadership Following “Internal Drama”

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Doritos Empire – Leader Dino has quit his position from the Doritos Army just a week after his inauguration, citing “internal drama”. What drove Dino to this unexpected departure?

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Expiration Date; The Diminishing of the Doritos

SUMMIT, Former Doritos Capital – Since their reopening in November by Doritos’ legends Mustapha10 and Alfrondo1465, the army rapidly increased and saw success in both the Club Penguin Online: Army League, and their weekly Top Ten. Unfortunately, their sizes have seen a decline since then and recently dropped to the small-medium top ten. Where did the Doritos go wrong that led to their drastic fall?

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Doritos Legends 32op and Meerkat Return Following Drop To Small-Medium

SUMMIT, Former Doritos Capital – This week, the Doritos saw a shocking fall into the S/M Top Ten Armies list. The once top army has been facing a drop in event sizes following their isolation from the league. Fortunately, the scenario is not as bleak as it may look. Yesterday, two of the Doritos legends 32op and Meerkat have returned to the leadership.

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