CPAH Podcast: Trailer

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – In CP Army Hub’s latest feature, we explore a new medium and introduce you to our weekly podcast!

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Jake Departs From Lime Green Leadership Following Colleague Discussions

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Lime Green Army Empire – Less than a fortnight after his promotion, Lime Green leader Jake stepped down from leadership on September 8th. Why did he have to retire from his position so abruptly? Continue reading

Jake and Jona Join Lime Green Leadership Following New Council

UNKNOWN, Lime Green Army Empire –¬†After a rough couple of weeks, the Lime Green Army has seemingly figured out their future, including a complete reworking of their High Command, along with a new council.
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CPA Legend Doctor Mine Turtle Rejoins Lime Green Leadership

GREAT WHITE, Lime Green Army Empire РCP Army Legend Doctor Mine Turtle, who also goes by DMT, has recently returned to lead the Lime Green Army

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Doctor Mine Turtle U-Turn in Secret Legends Committee Scandal

KLONDIKE, Zing’s Office – On May 6th, it was revealed that the Legends Committee would be made up of a five person group of unknown figures with the ability to rig and manipulate the votes due to a lack of scrutiny from the public. With the scandal publically exposed by one fifth of the CPAC 5, Doctor Mine Turtle has now done a U Turn.

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