How YOUR Army Is Celebrating The Holiday Season?

ALASKA, CP Army Headquarters – As CP Army Hub wishes you a very Merry Christmas, we take a look at what the armies of this community are doing to celebrate the holiday season. What is YOUR army doing this year?

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Water Vikings and Doritos Practice Battle Proceeds Into Overtime

ALASKA, Battle Ground – The Water Vikings and the Doritos engaged in a fierce practice battle earlier today. Although both armies performed spectacularly, only one was able to win. Who prevailed?

CPAH Special Report: The Crooked Chip

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Investigation’s Office – The tale of a single stale Dorito is one filled with cheating, lying and betrayal. It’s crunch time for main leader 32op. 

2funky3 Retires Following Clover-Dorito ‘AUSIA’ Clash

MAMMOTH, Army of Club Penguin Empire – Following a close, fun-filled battle between the Army of CP and the Doritos, 2funky3 announced his retirement from the Army of CP’s High Command. What led to his retirement?

New Bag: Doritos Hold Revival Event; Intrinsic Promoted To Leader

SUMMIT, Former Doritos Capital –  Nearly two months after their closure, and following a merge with the Royals, the Doritos have returned to the community. But what happened at their revival event?

One Last Time: Doritos Shutdown; Hold Closure Event

SUMMIT, Historic Doritos Capital – The Doritos are one of the oldest armies still around to this date, boasting many successes since their recent revival. Unfortunately, this did not prevent their shutdown, as they had their last event and ceased operation as of September 27th. What was the reason behind this surprising decision?

Know Your Army Meme: Doritos of Club Penguin

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Welcome to the latest edition of Know Your Army Meme, this time written by Associate Producer Sophie while Editor-in-Chief Scorpion Demon enjoys his much-deserved vacation. In this column, we examine the meme culture and inside jokes that frequent every army. Today, the star of our show is the Doritos. What kinds of crunchy jokes will they bring to the table?

What Would YOU Do: Armies Revived Without Creator’s Approval

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Often, one may find themselves asking what they would do in any given CP Army situation. In this installment of What Would You Do, Army Creators were asked what they would do if their army was revived without their approval.

Who Could Overtake The Rebel Penguin Federation?

TUXEDO, Rebel Penguin Federation Empire – The Rebel Penguin Federation–the reigning champion of the CP Army community. If there were a god among armies, perhaps it would be the Rebels. For an unbroken 3.5 months, they’ve sat proudly on their throne of number one on the Top Ten, unchallenged and unyielding. But no kingdom’s reign lasts forever. Which army will ultimately be the one who takes the crown from the Rebel Penguin Federation? 

“I’m just not feeling it anymore” Says Doritos Leader Jester Upon Retirement

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Doritos Empire – On August 31st, Doritos legend and ex-leader Jester released a website post announcing his imminent retirement. In said post he states,”Idk man.. just not feeling it anymore.” What led him to make this statement? Why did he choose to retire so abruptly?