Help Force Crunches Doritos in Practice Battle

WHITE HOUSE, Battle Ground – Help Force and the Doritos of Club Penguin faced off in an exciting skirmish today, August 22. Although both sides fought valiantly, only one could win. Who came out victorious?

Dino Quits Doritos Leadership Following “Internal Drama”

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Doritos Empire – Leader Dino has quit his position from the Doritos Army just a week after his inauguration, citing “internal drama”. What drove Dino to this unexpected departure?

Doritos Legends 32op and Meerkat Return Following Drop To Small-Medium

SUMMIT, Former Doritos Capital – This week, the Doritos saw a shocking fall into the S/M Top Ten Armies list. The once top army has been facing a drop in event sizes following their isolation from the league. Fortunately, the scenario is not as bleak as it may look. Yesterday, two of the Doritos legends 32op and Meerkat have returned to the leadership.

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Vivala Retires From Doritos Leadership

UNKNOWN, Doritos of Club Penguin Empire – In a time rampant with leadership changes and retirements, another army bids goodbye to a leader. Most recently, the Doritos lost leader Vivala.

Red Ravagers Get A Celebrity Colony

SNOWBOUND, Red Ravagers Capital – After a long week of battling for one server, the Superstars had found themselves suddenly colonizing under the Red Ravagers. RR had helped tremendously in the Superstars defense, but after losing the server to SWAT, an announcement of this colonization was made.

Main Leader 32op Steps Down From The Doritos

SUMMIT, Doritos’ Empire – The Doritos have seen a great number of changes for the past few days. Following a disassociation with the league at CP Army Hub, and the retirement of long time leader and legend Meerrkat, today another leader has stepped down. Since the time of Doritos’ opening and their debut in the CPO Army League, Doritos and CPA Legend 32op has been an essential part of the army’s success. What was the legacy 32op left behind in the legendary army, and what were his reasons to retire?

Doritos of CP Isolates From CP Army Hub’s League

SUMMIT, Doritos of CP Capital – After a long day of battling, as well as major changes in DCP’s relations with numerous other armies, the Doritos of CP hosted a final event, or so we thought.

Templars Enter War With the Lime Green Army

WALRUS, TEMPLARS’ EMPIRE – After the triad consisting of the Rebel Penguin Federation, Ice Warriors, and Dark Warriors collectively declaring war on the Doritos, another war has emerged. The Templars, formerly associated with the New Dawn Alliance and removed abruptly following the leaders’ deface of a CPPS, has declared war on current NDA member, the Lime Green Army. Why did they declare war on an army they formerly associated with?

BREAKING: New Dawn Alliance Reforms Against Warrior Alliance

YETI, New Dawn Alliance Headquarters – Shocking news developed earlier today that the New Dawn Alliance will be returning. This alliance has been around for 7 years, originally spearheaded by major powers Doritos, Army of CP, and Rebel Penguin Federation. This time around we see new faces appear as part of this alliance as well as a new target.

[SATIRE] If Armies Were Football Clubs

ALASKA, Regan’s Mind, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Football: the world’s most-watched sport. With the recent return of the Premier League, and of course the more anticipated English Football League Championship. This made me wonder who would the armies be compared to within the footballing world.

Satire warning: Do not take anything in this article seriously, it was made in good humor.