Tymatt Returns To Romans Leadership Promising Bright Future

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Romans Empire – Army veteran Tymatt has returned to the Romans leadership for another stint. But why is he back?

Know Your Army Meme: Doritos of Club Penguin

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Welcome to the latest edition of Know Your Army Meme, this time written by Associate Producer Sophie while Editor-in-Chief Scorpion Demon enjoys his much-deserved vacation. In this column, we examine the meme culture and inside jokes that frequent every army. Today, the star of our show is the Doritos. What kinds of crunchy jokes will they bring to the table?

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The Return Into the Light: Zamb Joins Doritos and Light Troops Leadership

Ice Box, Light Troops Empire – An unlikely face has made a reappearance in the leadership of the Light Troops and the Doritos. Why did army veteran Zamb decide to return to the community?

The Red Lightens Up: Bri Promoted To Red Commander In Red Ravagers

SNOWBOUND, Red Ravagers Empire – Exciting changes are approaching the Red Ravagers. Just a short week after Honda’s retirement, a new Red Commander emerges! Who is the latest addition to the leadership? And what are her plans for the future of the Red Ravagers?

Doritos: Possum Promoted to Leader

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Doritos Empire – The Doritos of Club Penguin have witnessed many leader changes since their creation, and they witness yet another, as they welcome Possum to her new position of First in Command. 

The Chip Snaps: Meerkat Retires from Army Positions; Announces Doritos’ Closure

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Doritos Capital – Only a month after returning to the army community as Romans and Doritos Leader, Meerrkat has returned to the wilderness once more, announcing his retirement from three major roles in various armies in the league. At the end of his interview, he announced an unexpected Doritos’ closure. What is next for the Meerrkat and the Doritos? 

The Crime Syndicate Returns: Most Wanted Make a Comeback

SABERTOOTH, Most Wanted’s Capital – One of the most criminal armies of all was revived late last night following an opening event. This army was very successful in its first generation, but will the second generation show the same, if not more, success?

Crystal Cowboys Appoint Four New Leaders

DEEP FREEZE, Crystal Cowboys Empire – Significant changes occurred within the Crystal Cowboys leadership this week with the inaugurations of four new leaders. How will the army fare with these leadership additions?

What Would YOU Do: Permission Abuse

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Often, one may find themselves asking what they would do in any given CP Army situation. In this installment of What Would You Do, army leaders were asked what they would do if their staff members were abusing their permissions on the army’s Discord server.

Editorial: The Single Flaw of the Black Ice Alliance and the Dorito Exposé’s Potential Motive?

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Max’s Desk – The Black Ice Alliance has been the single most dominant force in this community since its creation. But it has one flaw that I believe the Doritos recent exposé publications intended to exploit.

Disclaimer: The following article contains the views and opinions of the author, not the CP Army Hub as a whole. This is merely a commentary of recent events that looks at the social balance within our community. It does not address allegations or indicate armies are responsible or liable for the actions of others.