A War Of Words: Ice Warriors, Dark Warriors and Doritos Release Further Exposé’s

Update 2: The Doritos third post, “Round 3: Losing Brain Cells“, has been published.

Update: The War of Words continues as the Ice Warriors release their second exposé: “Round 2: DCP Got The Whole Squad Laughing“.

SUB ZERO, Ice Warriors Empire – Less than 24 hours after the Doritos released a shocking condemnation of ‘The Warriors Alliance’, the Ice Warriors and Dark Warriors leaderships have issued a counter ‘expose’ of their own, with the Doritos hot on their heels in their response.

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Doritos Release Public Condemnation of ‘The Warrior Alliance’

SUMMIT, DORITOS HISTORIC CAPITAL – Following the release of this week’s top ten, the Doritos surprisingly published a post condemning the actions committed by both Ice Warriors and Dark Warriors, who make up an alliance known as The Warrior Alliance.

Editorial: We’ve Taken Trash-Talking Tactics Too Far

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – The dismissing or degrading of certain armies is not new to this community. Nor is it new to the world, as ‘trash-talking’ is prevalent in day-to-day life. But where is the fine line between competitive and offensive?

Barnito and Hannah Assume New Help Force Leadership Roles

ZIPLINE, Help Force Empire – Following the retirement of former leader, Tistle, two astonishing members recently jumped up to the task of leading the Help Force. How will the army fare with these new leadership changes?

Who Could Overtake The Rebel Penguin Federation?

TUXEDO, Rebel Penguin Federation Empire – The Rebel Penguin Federation–the reigning champion of the CP Army community. If there were a god among armies, perhaps it would be the Rebels. For an unbroken 3.5 months, they’ve sat proudly on their throne of number one on the Top Ten, unchallenged and unyielding. But no kingdom’s reign lasts forever. Which army will ultimately be the one who takes the crown from the Rebel Penguin Federation? 

“I’m just not feeling it anymore” Says Doritos Leader Jester Upon Retirement

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Doritos Empire – On August 31st, Doritos legend and ex-leader Jester released a website post announcing his imminent retirement. In said post he states,”Idk man.. just not feeling it anymore.” What led him to make this statement? Why did he choose to retire so abruptly?

Lessons From Veterans: CSY

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – In this weekly series, we pay our Club Penguin army veterans a penny for their thoughts. We’re here to learn their Venmo information as well as find and share their wisdom through interviews. What can we learn from this edition?

Coolguy Removed And Reinstated From Special Weapons and Tactics

SNOWSHOE, Special Weapons and Tactics’ Capital – A sudden turn of events was witnessed this morning as one of the current leaders of SWAT was removed and reinstated within only hours of each other. What events led to Coolguy’s removal and why was he returned so quickly?

Help Force Crunches Doritos in Practice Battle

WHITE HOUSE, Battle Ground – Help Force and the Doritos of Club Penguin faced off in an exciting skirmish today, August 22. Although both sides fought valiantly, only one could win. Who came out victorious?

Lessons From Veterans: Zamb

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – In this weekly series, we pay our Club Penguin army veterans a penny for their thoughts. We’re here to find and share their wisdom through interviews, so what can we learn from this edition?