[SATIRE] BREAKING: Klondike Runs Out Of Paper; CPAH Relocates To Alaska

WARNING: Extreme Satire, but it might not be funny.

TACO BELL, Lucifer’s Office: We’ve officially said goodbye to CP Army Media and CP Army League and hello to CP Army Hub, and you already know the reasons why we’ve decided to make the move. At least you think you know the reason why. CP Army Hub has only just begun and it’s come to my attention that CP Army Hub is already keeping secrets from you!

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