Know Your Army Meme: Fighter Pilots

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Scorpion from Miss Haha’s Desk – Yes, I took over Sarahah’s office for this post. Welcome to the latest issue of the Know Your Army Meme column, written by Editor-In-Chief, Scorpion Demon. In this column, I interview army members about their favorite memes from their home army. Let’s start with the next army right away!

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What Would YOU Do: Reporter Leaking Breaking News

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Often, one may find themselves asking what they would do in any given CP Army situation. In this installment of What Would You Do, CP Army Hub’s very own Reporting Heads were asked what they would do if a Reporter leaked breaking news.

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Editorial: The Phenomenon of Big Word Tactics; Tactical or Trashy?

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters, Scorpion’s Office – Big word tactics have enormously impacted the way armies battle for the past several months. Following a huge spike in their use since April, these type of tactics have only increased in popularity among the masses. And yet, every battle at least one of them gets recycled, drawing derision from both judges and opposing army leaders. Are these tactics really as effective as we believe them to be?

Disclaimer: The title mentions that this post is an editorial. This means that the following post is completely based on the writers opinion and does not represent the views of CP Army Hub. 

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Elites Host Record-Breaking Final March; What’s Next For Their Members?

AVALANCHE, Former Elites Capital – Only a week after winning a tournament held by the SubZero Army League, a major army hosted a record-breaking final event before shutting down for good. As the army closed its doors, where are the staff and the members headed?

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Know Your Army Meme: Elites of Club Penguin

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ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Welcome to the latest issue of Know Your Army Meme, written by Editor in Chief Scorpion Demon. In this column, armies marshal their funniest members together as we interview them about the meme culture of their army. Which army will be put under the joke microscope today?

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Know Your Army Meme: Rebel Penguin Federation

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Welcome to the latest issue of Know Your Meme, presented by Associate Producer Scorpion Demon. In this column, memes from across the army community are showcased for posterity and greatness. Warning: Following post contains hitherto unseen amounts of light-hearted but uproarious memes and jokes!

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Jake Departs From Lime Green Leadership Following Colleague Discussions

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Lime Green Army Empire – Less than a fortnight after his promotion, Lime Green leader Jake stepped down from leadership on September 8th. Why did he have to retire from his position so abruptly? Continue reading

Smurf Removed From Romans Leadership Following Conflict Of Interest

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Romans Empire – Army leaders fall apart quite often owing to differences in opinion. In some of these cases, the issue is discontent with the performance of a certain individual. Consequent to several conflicts with the current leadership, Roman Legate Smurf was fired from the army with immediate effect on September 8th. Continue reading

Know Your Army Meme: Red Ravagers

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters – Welcome to the latest issue of Know Your Meme, presented by Associate Producer Scorpion Demon. In this column, we focus a magnifying glass on the meme culture across the army community every week. Make sure you don’t split your sides while reading the column!

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“I’m just not feeling it anymore” Says Doritos Leader Jester Upon Retirement

UNKNOWN TERRITORY, Doritos Empire – On August 31st, Doritos legend and ex-leader Jester released a website post announcing his imminent retirement. In said post he states,”Idk man.. just not feeling it anymore.” What led him to make this statement? Why did he choose to retire so abruptly? Continue reading