Templars Enter War With the Lime Green Army

WALRUS, TEMPLARS’ EMPIRE – After the triad consisting of the Rebel Penguin Federation, Ice Warriors, and Dark Warriors collectively declaring war on the Doritos, another war has emerged. The Templars, formerly associated with the New Dawn Alliance and removed abruptly following the leaders’ deface of a CPPS, has declared war on current NDA member, the Lime Green Army. Why did they declare war on an army they formerly associated with?

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Get To Know The Lime Green Army Colony: The Takis

GREAT WHITE, Lime Green Army Empire Following the introduction of the New Dawn Alliance, a surge in colonies implies that many new members are joining CP Army Hub. Brownies, Toasters, and Avengers may be newer, but a familiar face of the past have made their reintroduction. Why are the Takis back, and what are their intentions in the community?

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Behind The Lens: Suck It! Jesters Crude Comment

ALASKA, CP Army Hub’s Headquarters – Since the time Club Penguin armies began, to Disney’s initial shutdown, to present-day, this new original column, Behind the Lens will examine past events through media such as screenshots, trophies, battle pictures, etc. What better way can this column begin by reminiscing over a rivalry that made its impact on CPA for years: Doritos vs. Ice Warriors. The wars emerging on both sides resulted in a few individuals standing out as valiant leaders, malicious activities, and famously, rage posts fired by leader rivalries. How did Jester and Andrew24’s rivalry begin, and how did it affect the tensions between their respective armies?

Disclaimer: The following post contains strong language and sexual themes.

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[EDITORIAL] Why We Killed Club Penguin

ALASKA, CP Army Hub Headquarters Zamb’s Desk DDOSing, doxing, impersonation, scamming, you name it. Since their creation and overwhelming rise in popularity, Club Penguin Armies have been heavily censored and disregarded by CP’s administration for their blatant ignorance of the game’s rules. Disney envisioned Club Penguin to be a game for children to network safely and meet new friends, but was their aspiration dominated by the cynical army community?

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Disclaimer: This post reflects the values of the author, that being me (aka Zamb), rather than CPAH as an entire organization. Also, the interview portion contains heavy use of profanity, so read at your own risk. 

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